That's all I really ask. I just hate having mistakes I noted in the description pointed out again in the comments, and lord help you if you ask me a question that I answered already... Okay I won't be a dick, but I'll be like "read the description honey." I'm also not fond of getting canon lectures on fan art that I submitted prior to new information coming out. Or canon purist lectures in general. It's fan art; it won't always jive with canon. If that's a problem for you, stick to official art.
THINGS TO EXPECT:
-Fan art of many kinds!
-Lots of cussing and sexual innuendo.
-Stupid shit made for kicks.
Rana Silva, Queen of TMIThe TMI meme with Rana, my rather lovely suicidal femme fatale.Rana Silva, Queen of TMI by Prosper-the-XVIII
1. What is your true age?
44, and I hope to God I don't look it.
2.Do you have any health problems?
Oh, this and that. If, that is, you count having a non-existent face and an inability to eat anything 'health problems'.
3.What is one thing you fear?
The dark, myself, death, life - bit of an enigma, that one - Chinese blokes, other people. I think what I'm not afraid of is probably a shorter list.
4.What is your full name?
Rana Silva. Technically my middle name is still Marianne because I never changed it, but I don't ever include it when I introduce myself.
5.What is your real gender?
6.Are you hiding something?
1. How would you describe your life right now?
3. What is one thing you can't sleep without?
I struggle to sleep as is, so probably melatonin
4. Are you creepy?
I don't think so...
5. Do you collect anything weird?
6. Are you emo?
7. Do you ever cut yourself and w
Chalice Venerando, TMI MemeTaken from Prosper-the-XVIII. Of course, we are interviewing my snarky, yet lovable bitch, Chalice, once again.Chalice Venerando, TMI Meme by Evanescence412
1. What is your true age?
26 years old.
2. Do you have any health problems?
I did suffer from Post Traumatic Stress when I was a teenager; sometimes I still go through flashbacks and anxiety to this day, but it isn't near as bad now.
3. What is one thing you fear?
Being treated like a cripple, because of my past. Someone I care about getting killed, especially if I could've saved them. Being raped, again. Drowning to death.
4. What is your full name?
5. What is your real gender?
I'm a grown-ass woman!
6. Are you hiding something?
No. I'm being pretty open, right now…
1. How would you describe your life right now?
It could be better.
2. What is one thing you can't sleep without?
Nothing I can think of.
3. Are you creepy?
Not at all!
4. Do you collect anything weird?
I still keep a collection of Batman figurines that I c
Cyclone Twist: The Flash CH.2Cyclone Twist: The Flash CH.2 by JangoFett1138
Madame Cherrie's Stable of Ill Fame
"Seriously, Cold? This again?" asked Madame Cherrie, the proprietor of the Stable of Ill Fame; annoyed over the fact that she was frozen against a wall in her office.
Standing on the opposite side of her office was Ponyville's newest resident/supervillain/ escaped jailbird in the blue parka, visor, and respirator along with his signature "Cold Gun", Leonard Snart aka Captain Cold. And he was standing in front of an opened safe that was covered in ice from his home-made weapon with a bag full of money that he had stolen from said safe in his opposite hand.
"Again?!" Captain Cold yelled, offended. "I figured that after the last time I robbed this place, you'd have put all your money in a bank."
"I do put my money in a bank. I just need petty cash," Madame Cherrie retorted.
"Petty cash?! You had over $100 thousand in cash in this safe and a mint condition, first appearance Spider-S
|Stuff by my friends that I like, stuff that pertains to my specific fancies, and anything generally amazing or cool. |
I fave and run a lot. Deal with it.
1. Don't be a dick. You don't have to like what I do. I can't stop you from saying so, and far be it from me to restrict your right to free speech. However, if you insult me or go off about how bad my drawings are, I'm just going to ignore you. I don't have time for that shit.
2. Don't be demanding. You're not my boss; you're not paying me a salary; this isn't the office; you don't get to dictate my conduct and performance.
3. Don't steal anything. I'm not too paranoid about this, but I've had people repost my shit in the past and try to pass it off as their own, and it's extremely rude and childish. If you want to use my work or characters or ideas, I'm usually cool with it as long as you give me credit. See FAQs below for details.
Do you take requests?
NO. NO. No no no no. Would you ask a contractor to fix your roof for free? No, that would be rude. So is going around asking artists to give you free art.
Do you take commissions?
No. I don't have time, and I'd psych myself out trying to give it my A-game and I just don't need that stress.
Do you do art trades?
Not anymore. I'm working full-time and need all the time I can spare for my personal drawings.
Can I draw your character _______?
Be my guest! I'd be honoured. I appreciate being informed and if you have any questions, note me.
Can I include your character _______ in my written work?
Certainly, but please take the time to get to know them first. A drawing is easy, especially if they're just standing there. Writing is more involved and requires you to do characters' personalities justice. If anything is unclear you are more than welcome to note me for information. I'm always happy to help!
Can I post your drawing on _________?
That depends on what ________ is. Blogs and social network sites and private web sites I'm usually okay with as long as I'm credited for creating it. Sites like here or FA I take on a case by case basis. Usually if you want to post a drawing I did for you on your account, provided all credit to me is noted, I'll say yes. More than anything, I just like to be asked first. It shows courtesy.
Can I use your pictures for pose/character references?
Yes by all means! If using my work as a guide for poses or anatomy will help you, I'm more than happy to help fellow artists improve. I don't do any tutorials, and I'm far from an expert on anatomy, but I like to think I have a decent handle on the basics. If there's anything in my gallery that will assist you artistically, have at it. All I ask it that you don't outright trace or copy pictures and put them in your gallery without asking my permission.
As for character designs, if it's my OCs or fan-characters, then yeah, duh. Use my pictures. For characters in fandoms, just know that I tend to put my own personal spin on them. What you see in my drawings won't always match the official art.
Want to RP?
Oi... I'll admit, I get caught up in little comment thread RPs with my friends all the time. Official RPing, especially with people I don't know well, I'm pretty wary about. Feel free to ask, but if I politely decline don't take it personally.
Are you going to draw more of ________?
Every time I get asked this question, a baby bunny gets run over by a lawn mower. I draw what I feel like when I feel like it. I ride the tide of my inspiration and make very little attempt to steer one way or another. Sometimes, I stop drawing a theme forever. It's just how I am. I'm sorry if you're disappointed that I'm not drawing your favourite things anymore, but tough. I'm not going to force myself to draw things I don't feel like drawing to make random internet-goers momentarily happy. If you watched me for a theme I draw and I stop, I won't hunt you down with a pitchfork for un-watching me. There's no sense in having your inbox cluttered by crap you don't care to see.
Did you read/see my latest art/story/journal?
Every time I get a message like this, a funny-looking guy gets fed through a wood-chipper. Odds are, if I haven't made a comment or what-not, I haven't looked at it yet. You'll know when I do, if I do. Frankly people asking me this question makes the gremlin in me not want to look out of pure spite.
Insert any question on a deviation or journal that is clearly answered in the text above
Listen you lazy sod, if you don't want to take the time to read the description, then don't ask questions. Just comment on the obvious content or the execution of the piece. Or don't comment. I'd rather get no comment at all than be asked a question I've already answered.
| permanently for the foreseeable future.|
Trades I'm awaiting (just because I'm not accepting new ones doesn't mean y'all get a pass on what you owe me):
-- posted Aug. 4 2013 -- in touch
-- posted August 15 2013 -- TRADE IN STORAGE
-- posted December 21, 2013
-- posted February 16, 2014
-- posted March 1, 2014
|Just a list of blogs I read on a regular basis.|
Hyperbole and a Half: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com…
The Oatmeal: theoatmeal.com/
Sweaters For Days: jennytrout.com/
Something Short and Snappy: www.somethingshortandsnappy.bl…
Manifesto on Moral Mansex: manifestoonmoralmansex.tumblr.…
The Coquette: blog.thecoquette.net/
Dear Coquette: www.dearcoquette.com/advice
To My Husband: notestomyfuturehusband.com/
Fuck My Life: www.fmylife.com/
STFU Couples: www.stfucouples.com/ More for the comments than the entries
1) Introduce your pairing--of rivals!
President Coriolanus Snow and Evangeline Willford (they were perfect for it, and I've been neglectful of them lately.)
2) So… how did you two meet?
Snow: She was brought to the Capitol for the 69th Hunger Games. I knew when I saw her take the stage at her Reaping that I had to have her.
Evy: He made me his Official Mistress after my Victory Tour. FML.
3) Who initiated the relationship and how?
Snow: I did.
Evy: Quite dubiously.
4) Why do they dislike/hate each other? When did their feud begin?
Evy: Let’s see, where do I begin? He’s the leader of a country whose primary source of entertainment involves CHILDREN in elaborate gladiator matches, he’s a complete sociopath lacking in any form of empathy, and he forced me to become his fuck-toy.
Snow: You have a choice.
Evy: Stay with Snow and keep my loved ones safe; tell him to fuck off and have them all killed and possibly be executed myself. Some fucking choice, asshole.
5) Interesting! What was your first kiss with each other like?
Evy: I was too stunned by the news that I’d be his Mistress to really react. His lips felt weird.
6) Which one has the most hate?
Snow: Evy. I’m above hate.
7) So what was it, if anything, you found attractive about each other before the hate began? Is there still attraction there?
Evy: I will give credit where credit is due; he’s extremely handsome for a man his age. That doesn’t excuse that he’s as foul inside as Satan’s stool sample.
Evy: Same thing we always do when we’re in a locked room together.
10) What could stop them from being enemies? Can't we all just get along?
Evy: I could begrudge him some respect if he let me go home. I’d give him even more if he also banned the Hunger Games, cut the 1984-style surveillance into people’s lives, and saw that everyone in the country had enough to eat.
Snow: Or you could get over it.
Evy: Fuck you.
11) Compatibility is important in a relationship, so are there any ways you two are alike?
Snow: She’s quite intelligent and a fast learner. A hot body is fantastic, but I enjoy my mistresses more when they have some brains to back it up.
Evy: Always about you… He is very smart. Too bad he can’t put that brain to use in ways that would benefit the nation rather than hurting it.
Snow: *rubs finger and thumb together* I’m playing the world’s tiniest violin for your social justice drama.
Evy: You know, your greed and oppressive practices will come back to bite you in the ass.
12) Switch roles! Maybe you'll empathize with each other that way! Or... not?
Evy: Hunger Games are officially banned, and everyone gets food! Effective immediately.
Snow: Sit down, Evy. As to the question, remember when she said I’m incapable of empathy? She wasn’t exaggerating.
13) Now, how are you two different from each other in personality?
Evy: Where do we even start?
Snow: The short version: I have what it takes to rule with an iron fist, and she’s an oversensitive do-gooder who lets her compassion stand in the way of her potential.
Evy: Oh my gods you are such an asshole. I know I should be used to it by now, but it continues to floor me.
14) What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done with each other?
Snow: She’s not much for hardcore kink, which is okay with me. I’ve done nearly everything under the sun ten times over, so I’m flexible. Recently I did fuck her ass at a party at Flickerman’s house. On his bed no less.
Caesar: …?! Wh-G-WHY-THERE ARE TWENTY-FIVE GUEST SUITES!! Why in the name of the gods did you do that on my bed of all places?!?!
Snow: Yours is the most comfortable. Everything in Panem is mine for my use, including your bed.
Snow: Her holier than thou attitude.
Evy: Oh fuck you. Most serial killers have a higher moral ground than you do!
16) Have you planned to get married and start a family? Was that what started your feud, or did that come after?
Evy: NO NO NO NO NO NO.
Snow: I have her on contraceptives; no children from this coupling. And I will never marry again.
17) What would you do if the other was killed?
Evy: Dance with glee.
Snow: Get another mistress.
18) Even though you clearly don't get along, you're still together. What would most likely cause you two to end your relationship?
Snow: When I tire of her. We’ve gone on longer than average, but it’ll happen eventually.
Evy: The sooner the better.
19) What do you usually argue about?
Snow: The practices of the government. I actually enjoy our debates! But then she turns into Dorothy from Wizard of Oz begging to go home… That’s annoying.
20) Have your arguments ever gotten violent?
Evy: Violent as in throwing punches? No. Violent as in thinly veiled threats against people for whom I care? All the fucking time.
21) How do you usually make up after a fight?
22) Who would you say "Wears the pants" in the relationship?
Snow: Me. Literally and figuratively.
Evy: I cannot remember the last time I wore anything but a gown or a skirt-suit. I think it was when I was back in District 5…
Snow: Easy access!
23) Even though you don't get along, what are some things you admire or used to admire about your partner?
Evy: His hair.
Snow: That’s all?
Evy: It’s your one redeeming quality.
24) Have you met each other's family, yet? If yes, then how do you feel about them?
Evy: I actually like most of his family. Drusilla gets on my nerves at times, but Julianus is pretty nice and Aggie is downright darling!
Snow: The only member of her family I met was her uncle, and that was a long time ago when he won the Hunger Games.
25) Is there anyone who disapproves of your relationship?
Snow: Shut up, Evy.
26) Oh. That being said, do you have anyone who does support your relationship?
Snow: All of Panem except Miss Whiney-Pants here.
Evy: Because they don’t know any better. I’m sure if they knew you had to resort to coercive threats to keep me on a leash they’d sing a different tune.
27) Make them the opposite of who they are! Have them act as friends for once!
28) Yeah right, it's time for a battle to the death! Are they willing to go that far, or is there still some love there?
Evy: Gimme my knives.
29) If not, who wins?
Snow: That’s actually a tough call. I’m pretty lethal at a close range or armed with a firearm, but Evy has weapon throwing down to an art. You should have seen her in the Arena.
Evy: I wish it had been you instead of a bunch of fellow kids I’d killed.
Snow: You’re so beautiful when you’re angry.
30) That wasn't pretty. Let's try something where no one gets hurt. Take your pick: Video games, chess, poker battle or whatever.
Snow: Chess. I will win.
Evy: Twister. It’ll distract him easiest.
31) Have one of them play a prank on the other!
Evy: Aggie and I drew flipbook style doodles of his childhood experience with horses in a novel he was reading once. Mr. ‘I Have No Emotions’ sure put on a good rage-show!
Snow: I was not amused. And just because I don’t have empathy doesn’t mean shit can’t piss me off.
32) Is there someone both characters admire? If not, then have another character intervening in a fight of theirs or whatever you want.
Caesar: NOOOOOOOO!!! *hides*
Snow: What the hell? I didn’t authorize the creation of this muttation.
Kelly: Oooooo pretty hair! Can I pet it? Can I? Can I?
Snow: Hands off me, you irritating cretin!
Kelly: *humps leg*
Snow: That’s fucking it. *fires three shots into Kelly*
Evy: I’m going to take a shower. I’ll be right back.
Caesar: *pokes head out* Is he gone?
Snow: I don’t think it’ll bother us again for a while.
Caesar: That’s what I keep telling myself and it always fails…
*twenty minutes later*
33) Everyone has insecurity about infidelity, so how would you react if the other cheated?
Evy: I really don’t give a shit. He’s gone to the Victor Manor (that’s a brothel where the prostitutes are either the Victors themselves or convincing lookalikes, for those who don’t know) to fuck my Capitol clones when I’m too pissed off to deal with him.
Snow: She’d be executed and whoever fucked her would be eaten alive by muttations.
Evy: Holy double-standard Batman!
34) Ah... while we're on the subject, who is most likely to get jealous or possessive?
Evy: Oh gee, take a fucking guess! It sure isn’t me who goes Henry VIII on him when he fucks other women.
35) What do you think makes your relationship seems so interesting?
Evy: Ask my stupid creator; she’s the one who put me here. I will give her credit though for portraying our toxic relationship as the shit-fest it is and not deluding herself or fans into thinking it’s romantic. Unlike some stories…
Snow: When your literary “hero” has a lot in common with a child-murdering dictator, it’s time to rethink your story style.
36) And now, it's over! Last question, would you say you care enough about each other to save the other from impending doom, even if it cost you your own life?
Evy: Not in the slightest.
37) That's it, GROUP THERAPY!
Snow: HOW THE HELL DID IT HEAL SO FAST?!
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