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read before comment stamp by SheilaBrinson Dates Can Tell You A Lot by 13foxywolf666
That's all I really ask. I just hate having mistakes I noted in the description pointed out again in the comments, and lord help you if you ask me a question that I answered already... Okay I won't be a dick, but I'll be like "read the description honey." I'm also not fond of getting canon lectures on fan art that I submitted prior to new information coming out. Or canon purist lectures in general. It's fan art; it won't always jive with canon. If that's a problem for you, stick to official art.

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-Fan art of many kinds!
-Lots of cussing and sexual innuendo.
-Stupid shit made for kicks.



Stuff by my friends that I like, stuff that pertains to my specific fancies, and anything generally amazing or cool. :heart:

I fave and run a lot. Deal with it. :P

Guidelines & FAQs


1. Don't be a dick. You don't have to like what I do. I can't stop you from saying so, and far be it from me to restrict your right to free speech. However, if you insult me or go off about how bad my drawings are, I'm just going to ignore you. I don't have time for that shit.

2. Don't be demanding. You're not my boss; you're not paying me a salary; this isn't the office; you don't get to dictate my conduct and performance.

3. Don't steal anything. I'm not too paranoid about this, but I've had people repost my shit in the past and try to pass it off as their own, and it's extremely rude and childish. If you want to use my work or characters or ideas, I'm usually cool with it as long as you give me credit. See FAQs below for details.


Do you take requests?

NO. NO. No no no no. Would you ask a contractor to fix your roof for free? No, that would be rude. So is going around asking artists to give you free art.

Do you take commissions?

No. I don't have time, and I'd psych myself out trying to give it my A-game and I just don't need that stress.

Do you do art trades?

Not anymore. I'm working full-time and need all the time I can spare for my personal drawings.

Can I draw your character _______?

Be my guest! I'd be honoured. :) I appreciate being informed and if you have any questions, note me.

Can I include your character _______ in my written work?

Certainly, but please take the time to get to know them first. A drawing is easy, especially if they're just standing there. Writing is more involved and requires you to do characters' personalities justice. If anything is unclear you are more than welcome to note me for information. I'm always happy to help!

Can I post your drawing on _________?

That depends on what ________ is. Blogs and social network sites and private web sites I'm usually okay with as long as I'm credited for creating it. Sites like here or FA I take on a case by case basis. Usually if you want to post a drawing I did for you on your account, provided all credit to me is noted, I'll say yes. More than anything, I just like to be asked first. It shows courtesy.

Can I use your pictures for pose/character references?

Yes by all means! If using my work as a guide for poses or anatomy will help you, I'm more than happy to help fellow artists improve. I don't do any tutorials, and I'm far from an expert on anatomy, but I like to think I have a decent handle on the basics. If there's anything in my gallery that will assist you artistically, have at it. All I ask it that you don't outright trace or copy pictures and put them in your gallery without asking my permission.

As for character designs, if it's my OCs or fan-characters, then yeah, duh. Use my pictures. For characters in fandoms, just know that I tend to put my own personal spin on them. What you see in my drawings won't always match the official art.

Want to RP?

Oi... I'll admit, I get caught up in little comment thread RPs with my friends all the time. Official RPing, especially with people I don't know well, I'm pretty wary about. Feel free to ask, but if I politely decline don't take it personally.

Are you going to draw more of ________?

Every time I get asked this question, a baby bunny gets run over by a lawn mower. I draw what I feel like when I feel like it. I ride the tide of my inspiration and make very little attempt to steer one way or another. Sometimes, I stop drawing a theme forever. It's just how I am. I'm sorry if you're disappointed that I'm not drawing your favourite things anymore, but tough. I'm not going to force myself to draw things I don't feel like drawing to make random internet-goers momentarily happy. If you watched me for a theme I draw and I stop, I won't hunt you down with a pitchfork for un-watching me. ;) There's no sense in having your inbox cluttered by crap you don't care to see.

Did you read/see my latest art/story/journal?

Every time I get a message like this, a funny-looking guy gets fed through a wood-chipper. Odds are, if I haven't made a comment or what-not, I haven't looked at it yet. You'll know when I do, if I do. Frankly people asking me this question makes the gremlin in me not want to look out of pure spite.

Insert any question on a deviation or journal that is clearly answered in the text above

Listen you lazy sod, if you don't want to take the time to read the description, then don't ask questions. Just comment on the obvious content or the execution of the piece. Or don't comment. I'd rather get no comment at all than be asked a question I've already answered.


Trade Box

Trades - Closed by SweetDuke permanently for the foreseeable future.

Trades I'm awaiting (just because I'm not accepting new ones doesn't mean y'all get a pass on what you owe me):

:iconjess06: -- posted Aug. 4 2013 -- in touch
:iconakariwolf123: -- posted August 15 2013 -- TRADE IN STORAGE
:iconwinged-panther: -- posted December 21, 2013 -- TRADE IN STORAGE
:iconreneedalton: -- posted February 16, 2014 -- TRADE IN STORAGE



Just a list of blogs I read on a regular basis.

Hyperbole and a Half:…
The Oatmeal:
Sweaters For Days:
Something Short and Snappy:…
Manifesto on Moral Mansex: manifestoonmoralmansex.tumblr.…
The Coquette:
Dear Coquette:
To My Husband:
Fuck My Life:
STFU Couples: More for the comments than the entries





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Lessons in Life by 13foxywolf666
Lessons in Life
I drew this not too long after Hannibal arrived (ha-ha backlog!), so currently he'd be closer to her shoulder height with how much he's grown! Still, the idea is pretty spot on. Dany's a great teacher for stuff like house-breaking and training (sit, down, etc.), but when it comes to behaving... see above. :XD: Actually he's not near as brazenly naughty as she is. But he's learned that if something's not guarded, up high, or nailed down; it's fair game. Even if it happens to be HER toy or bone. :noes: You taught your apprentice too well, Darth Daenerys!

Special thanks to George R. R. Martin and Thomas Harris for the characters after which our dogs are named (and dressed in the picture).
Random Pool Gathering by 13foxywolf666
Random Pool Gathering
Sometimes you just can't help thinking of things. 

I get the idea that Sid would consider a bathing suit optional. Always showing off. :giggle:

Just a silly idea I had a while back... clearing out my packed a little at a time.

Nigel and Sid (c) :iconspiketheklown:
PTPPE Dr. Jekyll (c) :icongroovy-gecko: and Robert Louis Stevenson
Me (c) me
Time To Clean by 13foxywolf666
Time To Clean
Someone got a heap-load of grandma's genes I see... :XD: After reading some of :icongroovy-gecko:'s PTPPE concepts I got a bit randomly inspired to draw the Beetlejuice brats of my own creation. Maybe after all the trouble her dad caused the PTPPE crew, Mantis volunteered to clean the office for them, dragging her little sibs along to help. Much to Allen's obvious chagrin. Edgar's kinda like ":shrug: it'll kill time and it's not one of dad's messes at least." The baby's just going to make it her business to get in the way as much as possible. Hm, she must have asked my dogs what 'helping' entails!

Silliness is silly!

Beetlejuice (c) Tim Burton
Characters (c) me
Four Horses Semi-Realistic by 13foxywolf666
Four Horses Semi-Realistic
A little something for my pal :iconjangofett1138: We talked about it a while back, the Four Horses of the Apocalypse having full-blown horse-skull heads. I love the result, and I tried to keep their personalities sort of apparent.

The Four Horses of the Apocalypse (c) :iconjangofett1138:
Instant Headache by 13foxywolf666
Instant Headache
Inspired by this: MY EYES by SpiketheKlown Sid tried on my glasses. Like most people whose curiosity overwhelmed their need for non-achy heads, he's regretting it.

And he would have really had to bug me about it, since my glasses sit in their case in my bathroom drawer most of the time. I pretty much wear my contacts from waking up until bedtime, unless I scratch my eye or something. Paying for that persistence... poor baby.

Sid (c) :iconspiketheklown:
Me (c) me

Couple Meme: Ferdinand and Beatrice

Journal Entry: Tue Mar 24, 2015, 9:07 AM
Original Meme created by :iconevanescence412:
The lovely Beatrice belongs to :iconradioactive-cryptid:
Ferdinand is my loveable dirtball. :aww:

Thank you :iconradioactive-cryptid: for doing this with me! :icondeathhugplz:

1) Introduce your pairing!

Beatrice and Ferdinand

2) So… how did you two meet?

Beatrice: I was on an outing with some of my gal pals when suddenly he walked right up to me o-out of the blue with a big smile and a bouquet of r-roses. Such a g-gentleman! 



3) Who initiated the relationship and how?

Ferdy: I did. I simply had to ask her on a date! 


4) Interesting! What was your first kiss with each other like?

Ferdy: Wonderful! She's the best fucking kisser I've ever met.


Beatrice: O-Oh you! I agree with Ferdy. He's very passionate. ;)



5) Aww! What do you find most attractive about each other, not just physical appearance? 

Ferdy: I've always preferred partners with very... soft physiques. Add a lovely face and an even lovelier personality and it's a match! Also she's not judgmental. I like that. Being a self-confessed scumbag with half my teeth broken or missing it's damn good to be with someone who isn't constantly scrutinizing me.


Beatrice: G-Gosh... He's tall, dashing- I personally happen to find s-skinny guys darling. I like how he loves me for who I am a-and doesn't treat me like a sex object, although he d-does let me know he likes my body. *giggles* He's a very loyal guy, very strongly connected with his family and willing to make sacrifices for them.  I don't see the cigarettes and scars when I look at him. I see my strong, loving man. :love:


6) Would you say you're in love?

Ferdy: With all my heart!


Beatrice: Y-Yes! I l-love him more than anyone. 


7) Who would you say "Wears the pants" in the relationship?

Ferdy: Bea can be very shy about asserting herself, so I tend to do most of the talking. However I consider her my equal and wouldn't fucking dream of speaking for her without her permission.


Beatrice: It's true, I'm actually m-more comfortable with him talking. I do have a b-brain and I will speak up then I want to, th-though. 


8) Now for the TMI, how is your sex life with each other?

 Ferdy: :iconhurrhurrplz:


 Beatrice: :iconchuplz: *giggles*


10) What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done with each other? 


 Beatrice: Food and Ferdy are my two greatest loves. I-I'm not going into much detail, all I'll say is that it's f-fun to mix the two! :blush:


11) Ooh, how dirty! Now time for brutal honesty, what do you like the least about each other? No one is perfect, after all!

Ferdy: She's a damn blanket thief! Just the other night I woke up and she had taken the comforter, the blanket, the sheet, AND my pillow. :XD: Really I don't give a shit, except in the dead of winter. Then I just steal her tail...


Beatrice: And you certainly enjoy doing that, don't you? ;) Hmm... Maybe when he smokes in bed? It's not so much a p-problem as a minor annoyance. :hmm: S-Sorry dear...</sub>


12) Ouch, that has to sting! What do you usually argue about? 


 Beatrice: :shrug: W-We don't argue that much. 


13) Have your arguments ever gotten violent?

 Ferdy: What kind of shit-bag do you take me for?! :stare:


 Beatrice: *rubs his shoulders* It's okay, Love Bear! T-To answer the question, no. 


14) How do you usually make up after a fight?


 Beatrice: Of course we apologize. A l-little sweetness to follow afterwards never hurts either. :love:



16) Is there anyone who disapproves of your relationship?

Ferdy: Not that I know of...


Beatrice: I-I can't think of anyone, either. 


17) Oh. That being said, do you have anyone who does support your relationship?

Ferdy: Well Diana and Opal for a start! My family likes her too. :)


Beatrice: My friends (surprisingly) approve! And as Ferdinand said, our c-creators are more than supportive. 


18) That's nice! Do you eventually plan to get married and/or start a family?

Ferdy: Um... marriage, cool. I'm not so sure about kids though. It's nothing against Bea, mind you. I just fucking hate babies and toddlers!


Beatrice: I-I'd LOVE to get married! For now being right by his side is good enough for me. I-I can't bear children... I guess that doesn't matter because Ferdy doesn't r-really want kids. Besides, I'm perfectly happy l-looking after his niece and nephew!


19) What would you do if the other was killed?

Ferdy: My dear friend and honorary brother is a mafia kingpin. Think about it, and don't fucking touch a hair on her head!


Beatrice: *holds her hands over her heart* I... I-I'd... My heart would break. :tears: I'm not the type to hunt for revenge. His family c-could t-take care of- *she can't finish the sentence and chokes a bit on her words*


20) What would most likely cause you two to end your relationship?

Ferdy: I can't think of anything...


Beatrice: ... 


21) Everyone has insecurity about infidelity, so how would you react if the other cheated?

Ferdy: I'm honestly not against an open relationship if that was Bea's thing, but she's a monogamist so I know it won't happen. We do like to look at pretty girls together, but that doesn't count. ;)


Beatrice: See what I mean about h-him being loyal? :love:


22) What do you think makes your relationship seems so interesting?

Ferdy: Hanging with mafia is pretty fucking interesting, wouldn't you agree, Spongecake? :heart:


Beatrice: It's the m-most fun I've ever had! :kiss:


23) Last question, would you say you care enough about each other to save the other from impending doom, even if it cost you your own life? 

Ferdy: Shit yes! Though considering my aim with a pistol I'd probably live to love another day! ;)


Beatrice: O-Oh, I would! I'd take a bullet for my Love Bear in a-a heartbeat.

Caesar: Thank you both for a breath of fresh air in my interview room. :faint: 

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Evanescence412 Featured By Owner Edited 8 hours ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I had a suggestion for a folder in the Mad Possum Group. For Ariel's folder, do you think maybe you can rename it the Venernado Family? Since I think it would be nice if Chal's family could have it's own folder. :)
Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist…

A lot of the lyrics kind of stood out to me and I couldn't help, but feel like it was very eerily fitting for Sykes Sr/Roxy.

"You love me for everything you hate"
"I am your sinner, I am your whore"

I could see the "apparition" of Roxy saying some of lyrics, or saying things similar to him in conversation.
13foxywolf666 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That song is fucking amazing. I'm not much of a metal fan, but her voice and the music and those biting lyrics are brilliant.

Perfect for them. Just perfect. :nod:
Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm glad you think so! :la: It almost feels like this song was MADE for them, it's not even funny!

Now, I just have to draw up a good scene with this song. Any ideas? Maybe a heated kiss, leading to a hate-fuck scene?
13foxywolf666 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That sounds excellent! He'd get so riled up if she recited or paraphrased the lyrics of the song, especially the part when she mentions looking in the mirror. God forbid Samuel see his hypocrisy!
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