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read before comment stamp by SheilaBrinson Dates Can Tell You A Lot by 13foxywolf666
That's all I really ask. I just hate having mistakes I noted in the description pointed out again in the comments, and lord help you if you ask me a question that I answered already... Okay I won't be a dick, but I'll be like "read the description honey." I'm also not fond of getting canon lectures on fan art that I submitted prior to new information coming out. Or canon purist lectures in general. It's fan art; it won't always jive with canon. If that's a problem for you, stick to official art.

No fighting allowed by Metadream

-Fan art of many kinds!
-Lots of cussing and sexual innuendo.
-Stupid shit made for kicks.



Stuff by my friends that I like, stuff that pertains to my specific fancies, and anything generally amazing or cool. :heart:

I fave and run a lot. Deal with it. :P

Guidelines & FAQs


1. Don't be a dick. You don't have to like what I do. I can't stop you from saying so, and far be it from me to restrict your right to free speech. However, if you insult me or go off about how bad my drawings are, I'm just going to ignore you. I don't have time for that shit.

2. Don't be demanding. You're not my boss; you're not paying me a salary; this isn't the office; you don't get to dictate my conduct and performance.

3. Don't steal anything. I'm not too paranoid about this, but I've had people repost my shit in the past and try to pass it off as their own, and it's extremely rude and childish. If you want to use my work or characters or ideas, I'm usually cool with it as long as you give me credit. See FAQs below for details.


Do you take requests?

NO. NO. No no no no. Would you ask a contractor to fix your roof for free? No, that would be rude. So is going around asking artists to give you free art.

Do you take commissions?

No. I don't have time, and I'd psych myself out trying to give it my A-game and I just don't need that stress.

Do you do art trades?

Not anymore. I'm working full-time and need all the time I can spare for my personal drawings.

Can I draw your character _______?

Be my guest! I'd be honoured. :) I appreciate being informed and if you have any questions, note me.

Can I include your character _______ in my written work?

Certainly, but please take the time to get to know them first. A drawing is easy, especially if they're just standing there. Writing is more involved and requires you to do characters' personalities justice. If anything is unclear you are more than welcome to note me for information. I'm always happy to help!

Can I post your drawing on _________?

That depends on what ________ is. Blogs and social network sites and private web sites I'm usually okay with as long as I'm credited for creating it. Sites like here or FA I take on a case by case basis. Usually if you want to post a drawing I did for you on your account, provided all credit to me is noted, I'll say yes. More than anything, I just like to be asked first. It shows courtesy.

Can I use your pictures for pose/character references?

Yes by all means! If using my work as a guide for poses or anatomy will help you, I'm more than happy to help fellow artists improve. I don't do any tutorials, and I'm far from an expert on anatomy, but I like to think I have a decent handle on the basics. If there's anything in my gallery that will assist you artistically, have at it. All I ask it that you don't outright trace or copy pictures and put them in your gallery without asking my permission.

As for character designs, if it's my OCs or fan-characters, then yeah, duh. Use my pictures. For characters in fandoms, just know that I tend to put my own personal spin on them. What you see in my drawings won't always match the official art.

Want to RP?

Oi... I'll admit, I get caught up in little comment thread RPs with my friends all the time. Official RPing, especially with people I don't know well, I'm pretty wary about. Feel free to ask, but if I politely decline don't take it personally.

Are you going to draw more of ________?

Every time I get asked this question, a baby bunny gets run over by a lawn mower. I draw what I feel like when I feel like it. I ride the tide of my inspiration and make very little attempt to steer one way or another. Sometimes, I stop drawing a theme forever. It's just how I am. I'm sorry if you're disappointed that I'm not drawing your favourite things anymore, but tough. I'm not going to force myself to draw things I don't feel like drawing to make random internet-goers momentarily happy. If you watched me for a theme I draw and I stop, I won't hunt you down with a pitchfork for un-watching me. ;) There's no sense in having your inbox cluttered by crap you don't care to see.

Did you read/see my latest art/story/journal?

Every time I get a message like this, a funny-looking guy gets fed through a wood-chipper. Odds are, if I haven't made a comment or what-not, I haven't looked at it yet. You'll know when I do, if I do. Frankly people asking me this question makes the gremlin in me not want to look out of pure spite.

Insert any question on a deviation or journal that is clearly answered in the text above

Listen you lazy sod, if you don't want to take the time to read the description, then don't ask questions. Just comment on the obvious content or the execution of the piece. Or don't comment. I'd rather get no comment at all than be asked a question I've already answered.


Trade Box

Trades - Closed by SweetDuke permanently for the foreseeable future.

Trades I'm awaiting (just because I'm not accepting new ones doesn't mean y'all get a pass on what you owe me):

:iconjess06: -- posted Aug. 4 2013 -- in touch
:iconakariwolf123: -- posted August 15 2013 -- TRADE IN STORAGE
:iconwinged-panther: -- posted December 21, 2013
:iconreneedalton: -- posted February 16, 2014
:iconvampgurl449: -- posted March 1, 2014



Just a list of blogs I read on a regular basis.

Hyperbole and a Half:…
The Oatmeal:
Sweaters For Days:
Something Short and Snappy:…
Manifesto on Moral Mansex: manifestoonmoralmansex.tumblr.…
The Coquette:
Dear Coquette:
To My Husband:
Fuck My Life:
STFU Couples: More for the comments than the entries





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The Sawyers Getting Ready by 13foxywolf666
The Sawyers Getting Ready
The Cinema Slashers Semiannual Soiree starts at 8:30, and it's a hundred miles away and it's almost 7 p.m.

Getting this family together in time is like shitting pine cones. Painful, difficult, and really hard on one's hemorrhoids.

Originally there was going to be dialog, but I got really pumped up about the background and didn't want speech bubbles getting in the way. Plus I think letting it speak for itself to a certain degree makes it better.

Texas Chain Saw Massacre (c) Tobe Hooper
Texas Boogie by 13foxywolf666
Texas Boogie
Another one where Nubbins gets to be alive when he's technically dead. ;) And still pulling a Dennis Nilson (with ladies mostly rather than gents).

Ah with that get-up, Chop Top, we expect "Goodbye Horses" to play on the turntable!

Leatherface, so elegant and graceful.

I decided not to include Drayton, since he'd just be yelling at them to turn the noise down. He doesn't need to piss on their parade right now.

Texas Chain Saw Massacre (c) Tobe Hooper
Another All-Nighter by 13foxywolf666
Another All-Nighter
Nancy in college, still getting periodically bothered by a certain dream demon.

Nightmare On Elm Street (c) Wes Craven
Free the Animal by 13foxywolf666
Free the Animal
After watching seasons 1 and 2 I had to draw Hannibal and Will. Obviously the position of their bodies means there's no penetration, so they're just grinding. Good enough! :iconhurrplz:

Hannibal (c) Thomas Harris

Rival Meme: Sykes v. Sykes

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 2, 2014, 11:36 AM
Trigger Warning: Family rage and hints of psychological abuse. Also ideologically sensitive for the devoutly religious, especially Christian.

1) Let's meet the two rivals, shall we?


Emanuel Sykes and Samuel Sykes


2) Why do they dislike/hate each other? When did their feud begin?


Sykes Jr: The day I was fucking born.

Sykes Sr: You mind that filthy tongue of yours!

Sykes Jr: Fuck off, dad.


3) Which one has the most hate?


Sykes Sr: This heathen spawn of mine has no love or respect for his elders!

Sykes Jr: When you call me things like ‘heathen spawn,’ it’s not hard to see why.

Sykes Sr: I pray the Lord have mercy on your soul!

Sykes Jr: *yawn*


4) Make them the opposite of who they are! Have them act as friends or even lovers!


Sykes Jr: Um, ew. Nope nope nope.

Sykes Sr: We will not be ‘friends’ until he finds a friend in Jesus!


5) Have one of them play a prank the other!


Sykes Jr: Check out your Bible, dad. ;)


Tom Cruise: Are you interested in joining our Church? Do you want to understand the true meaning of happiness?? Are you happy to fork over hard-earned dollars to have your Thetan levels adjusted??? :meow:


Lord Xenu: Don’t talk to my boyfriend like that, you old bigot!


Okay this is getting out of hand…

Sykes Jr: :rofl:


6) What would happen if they were locked in a room together for some time?


Sykes Jr: I’d probably kill him.

Sykes Sr: Haven’t you sinned enough?! You would kill your own father?!

Sykes Jr: You can never “sin” enough, and if my choices are spending extended periods of time with you and committing homicide, a prison sentence sounds quite appealing by comparison.


7) What could stop them from being enemies? Can't we all just get along?


Sykes Sr: If he accepted the Lord and paid for his sins.

Sykes Jr: I don’t think it’ll happen. Only death can end our hatred. *looks at watch* Any day now, God! He’s all yours!


8) Yeah right, it's time for a battle to the death!


Sykes Jr: OW! Goddammit the Bible is not a weapon you fucking hypocrite!



9) Who wins?


Sykes Jr: Since I’m the only one who can shoot a gun and he’s 10,000 years older than sand, me.


10) That wasn't pretty. Let's try something where no one gets hurt. Take your pick: Video games, chess, poker battle or whatever.


Sykes Jr: It doesn’t matter. It’ll devolve into a screaming match on the ethics of premarital intercourse and drinking alcohol on Sundays regardless.


11) Is there someone both characters admire? If not, then have another character intervening in a fight of theirs or whatever you want.


Roxie: *walks in naked* Hi.

Sykes Jr: Helloooo. ;)

Sykes Sr: BEGONE STRUMPET!!!! …What’s happening to my leg?

Sykes Jr: Okay… moment ruined. Though I guess it’s good to know some part of you is still rooted on planet Earth.


Roxie: Gladly! Sheesh…


12) Is there anything the rivals have in common?


Sykes Jr: Genetic material. :roll:


13) Switch roles! Maybe you'll empathize with each other that way! Or... not?


Sykes Sr: Look at me! I’m a fallen soul all too happy to spend eternity burning in the fires of Hell! All those brief physical pleasures are soooo worth spending thousands upon millions of years in a state of complete agony!

Sykes Jr: Look at me! I’m a self-righteous jackass who thinks that everyone should agree with me! No one could possibly be right unless they think exactly as I do, that fun is evil and life should be spent in constant sacrifice. And I have such a high opinion of God that I actually he’d give two steaming shits about what us little meat puppets do in our daily lives. He just couldn’t possibly have more important things to worry about, like running a universe so vast and diverse it’s beyond all earthly comprehension!


14) That's it, GROUP THERAPY!



Sykes Jr: I don’t want your money; I have my own. Besides, you’ll need it to pay for whatever hell-hole nursing home you end up in.


15) Final thoughts, tag someone or whatever.


Sykes Jr: Don’t get pushy with your kids about them agreeing with all your beliefs. Be open about yours, let them figure out what they believe, and don’t be an ass if they end up different than you. Or don’t have kids at all. Either way, it helps avoid shit-shows like this one.

Emanuel and Samuel Sykes (c) me

Skin by ShadowJournals


Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
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I'm here for fun. My profession is paralegal work, and art is my hobby and escape from real life and all its stresses.

If you're new to my page and have any questions, please take a moment to browse my FAQs (to the left); you may find what you're looking for! :D

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. :batman:


No Requests by SweetDuke No Trades by SweetDuke Gifts - Friends Only by SweetDuke No Commissions by SweetDuke No Point Commissions by SweetDuke No Kiribans by SweetDuke No ACEOs by SweetDuke No Collaborations by SweetDuke
I used to be open to trades and collaborations with friends, but due to time constraints I am no longer able to do so.


I do not take requests. If you're here for free art, you're in the wrong place.

Requests stamp by MeganTheRabbit


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sideshowbobfanatic Featured By Owner 20 hours ago
Happy Thanksgiving. :huggle:
Evanescence412 Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Thanksgiving, Foxy! :D
13foxywolf666 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :) The same to you! :hug:
Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 7 hours ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome and thank you! :tighthug:

What did you do for Thanksgiving? I hope you had a great day. :D
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Happy Thanksgiving, Diana!!! 

All the best,

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