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Don't be rude or pushy. You're entitled to your opinion and making it known, and I'm free to ignore any discourse that I feel isn't worth my time or energy. I only have so much of either.

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-Lots of cussing and sexual innuendo.
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If I accidentally reply to someone else's comment on your art, my apologies. DA's mobile version is glitching on me. I swear to fuck I type my comment in the main comment field. Just another irritating thing... today's been a sneaky hate spiral day. hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com…
So I have a backlog of Joana shiptrash in my Sta.sh that I'm going to unload here. That's all. Those uninterested in my self-indulgence can just skip the whole batch if they desire! Warnings on content will be applied where necessary.
Sorry for the submission bomb. After going through it with a fine-tooth comb for the nth time, my Sta.sh is finally cleared out.

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Content Warning: Joe is his usual horrible, abusive self. Hyde is just... kind of a prick. He looks like a prince next to Joe though.

1) Let's meet the two rivals, shall we?

Hyde: Edward Hyde. You lovely ladies can call me Ed. ;) Or stud. 

Joe: Ugh. You wish the ladies would fall at your charmless feet…

Hyde: At least I let ladies fall at my feet!

 

2) Why do they dislike/hate each other? When did their feud begin?

Joe: He always annoyed, but when his (admittedly fetching) alter ego stole my queen, I swore them both as my enemies.

Hyde: Hey, we didn’t steal your “queen”! *uses finger quotations* You bloody scared her off!

Joe: She’ll come back around. If I don’t drag her back first…

Hyde: What are you, a fucking caveman?


3) Which one has the most hate?

Joe: I cannot stand this boorish troglodyte.

Hyde: The feeling’s mutual, fishfuck.


4) Make them the opposite of who they are! Have them act as friends or even lovers!

Hyde: Don’t you fucking touch me! I know you want my balls but they’re for the ladies only!

Joe: Don’t flatter yourself, you ape. If you were in the form of the doctor, I’d be down to fuck. Not you.

Hyde: Ugh. For once, I pity poor Beanpole…


5) Have one of them play a prank on the other!

Joe: Oh look, there’s a two-for-one deal at the local whorehouse! Now when he’s distracted, that little slut is mine for the taking…

Hyde: Sweet!! Laura, sweetheart! Cover for me!

Laura: Gladly.

Joe: Fucking hell…


6) What would happen if they were locked in a room together for some time?

Joe: MARGARINE! Break the door.

Margarine: *CRASH* Where’s the flapjacks?!

Hyde: *puts away gun* Damn.


7) What could stop them from being enemies? Can't we all just get along?

Joe: He could stop standing in the way of my queen and me!

Hyde: OR you can fuck off back to the sea by yourself. Everyone’s happy.

Joe: Not going to happen.


8) Yeah right, it's time for a battle to the death!

Hyde: No bodyguards allowed.

Joe: Well forget it then.

Hyde: I knew it! *makes chicken noises* FUCKING FISH WUSS!

Joe: *punches him in the face*

Me: NO!!

Joe: Stay out of this, or you’ll get the same!

Hyde: Oh so he IS capable! *kicks him in the crotch*

Joe: OW YOU FUCKING LITTLE BAG OF SHIT!!


9) Who wins?

Hyde: Obviously me.

Joe: Oh really?

Hyde: You didn’t want to fight because you couldn’t use your bodyguard for muscle. You forfe…forfe….quit! So I win by default!

Joe: If you can’t pronounce it, don’t even try. You look like a fool

Hyde: That’s not fair! I’m dysle…dyslexi…SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE!!

Emily: Dyslexic?

Hyde: That’s the one!


10) That wasn't pretty. Let's try something where no one get's hurt. Take your pick: Video games, chess, poker battle or whatever.

Joe: Do you even know how to play chess?

Hyde: I have more important, less nerdier things to do. Drinking contest?

Joe: Hmph. Do you know what leaks into the ocean these days? I can definitely hold my liquor.

Hyde: BRING IT ON.


11) Is there someone both characters admire? If not, then have another character intervening in a fight of theirs or whatever you want.

Hyde: Well duh! He has some delusion that my wifey is his “queen.”

Joe: SHE IS MY QUEEN!!

Me: I’m not your wife, Hyde, and I’m sure as fuck not your queen, Joe!

Joe: You’re going to pay for this, you whore!

Hyde: Yeah, that’s going to have her come running back…


12) Is there anything the rivals have in common?

Joe: Being males and wanting this slut’s cunt, that’s all I can recall.

Hyde: I want a lot of cunts. ;)

Emily: Don’t be so vulgar!

Hyde: He started it!

Emily: I don’t care! I’ll finish it!

Hyde: With pleasure. :iconhurrplz:

Joe: What an insolent moron…


13) Switch roles! Maybe you'll empathize with each other that way! Or... not?

Joe: I don’t think I can dumb myself down enough for that.

Hyde: Yeah. And I’m not enough of a fucking swell-headed twat.


14) That's it, GROUP THERAPY!

Laura: *in lab coat and glasses* Hello, I’m Dr Laura. I’ll be taking your session today.

Joe: …I’ll take the possum back, thank you.

Hyde: Best doctor ever. :horny: I need a full body check-up, doctor.

Laura: *throws away clipboard* I’m gone. KELLY!

Kelly: Hi! :3 You guys want to use this turkey baster to shoot acid up my butt??

Hyde: Also gone!


15) Final thoughts, tag someone or whatever.

Hyde: Are your piranha wenches available right now? I still want that full body check-up.

Joe: They’re busy. If you crave an exam so badly, ask the whore. I’ll punish her later, but you can be off the hook this once.

Hyde: You’re…letting me ask my wifey to check me out naked? This lovable rogue smells a rat…

Me: He’s just looking for more excuses to hurt me later. Don’t take the bait.

Hyde: …Good call…though I wasn’t joking when I smelt a rat! *motorboats Roxie’s cleavage*

Roxie: OOO! Well, someone’s happy to see me. ;)

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:iconamnshe-wolf:
Amnshe-wolf Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Random question: Do you watch any anime or do you not find it interesting?
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13foxywolf666 Featured By Owner 6 hours ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I did in high school, but I don't anymore.
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Amnshe-wolf Featured By Owner 1 hour ago  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Aww, I would have thought you like Black Butler.
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Night-Fury777 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi Diana, how are you? It's been a while. :D
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13foxywolf666 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Been better, but I'm surviving. You?
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