This was pretty much me, my dad, my brother, and my sister when I was about eight or nine years old. Good times that I'd give anything to relive again.
And 50 Shades of Pink. Hmm... you led me into this one...
*Deadpool pops out of nowhere and looks at the cover of the book* Deadpool: 50 Shades of Pink? Is this the one where Pinkie wills herself to Fluttershy and lets her destroy her pretty pink butt with all the S&M crap she keeps in her closet. Spider-Man: Let me see that. *Spider-Man grabs the book and flips through some pages* Spider-Man: Hot damn... hot damn... hot damn! Deadpool: You know, this parody is actually a lot more subtle and erotic than the source material. *Deadpool grabs a copy of the book and walks away.* Deadpool: Well, if you need me, I'll be taking a nice, long, bubble bath and enjoying a good book. Spider-Man: Well, Foxy, on behalf of Jangofett1138 aka Alex, I'd like to say good job on your piece. Though, uh... knowing Deadpool, I'd suggest you not enter your bathroom for the next hour or two. And tell Roxie the same thing just in case. Also, you'll be seeing more of us destroying the fourth wall in your comment thread and in the next chapter of "My Little Bronies 2: Equistrian Adventure", coming as soon as he finishes "Scarecrow" and some other stuff. Take care. *Spider-Man continues to read* Spider-Man: Whoa! She did THAT with Mrs. Cake?
"And 50 Shades of Pink. Hmm... you led me into this one..." I was hoping you'd say that. And you made me smile with Deadpool again. I may be glad Black Mask is fictional, but I'd be happy to have Deadpool and Spiderman over for drinks. Thank you very much.
Deadpool: Drinks, eh? Spider-Man: Hmm... *You, Spider-Man, and Deadpool are sitting on your couch with different drinks, occasionally taking a sip.* Deadpool: Hey, Sixteen and Pregnant is on! It's my favorite comedy. *Deadpool grabs the remote and changes the channel to MTV.* Spider-Man: Hey, take a swig every time a teenager makes a bad decision.
And... *You walk into your bathroom to find Deadpool in his mask and shower cap inside your bathtub filled with bubbles while he's drinking a glass of wine, reading 50 Shades of Pink, and surrounded by scented candles.* Deadpool: Goddamn, Pinkie. The things you'll let Fluttershy do to your body. *He notices you staring at him.* Deadpool: Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to take a bath here!
*Spider-Man and Deadpool look at their drinks and wordlessly decide not to play the drinking game* Spider-Man: She's got a point. *After the show's over, everyone's rolling around the couch laughing. Deadpool then stands up and takes a tape out of one of his pouches.* Deadpool: Alright, guys, pour a second round. We're watching "Beauty and the Beast" and I'm positive this is the one. Spider-Man: Deadpool thinks that there's an alternate ending to the movie where Belle and the Beast have sex. *Some time later, everyone's watching the movie and the reach the scene where the two main characters kiss.* Deadpool: Yeah, yeah. There you go. Get it on! *Then all the talking objects come in and turn human* Deadpool: Hey! HEY! Go away! No one wants to see an orgy involving you people! Come on, Belle! Kick them out of the balcony and take off that wet, itchy dress. *It cuts to the wedding* Deadpool: No! No! Cut to the sex. SEX!!! No, no, you know what? That's okay. Saving it until marriage is perfectly fine. I have a lot of respect for someone who remains celibate until marriage. That takes a lot of commitment. *The end.* Deadpool: Hey... no. You know what? They always leave something that big for the end as some kind of Easter egg prank. *Deadpool fast forwards to the end of the tape. No sex* Deadpool: No! NO!!! The guy on ebay promised me that this was the one! I paid two dollars for this tape and an extra 15 just for the VCR! Spider-Man: Maybe it's just that it doesn't exist. Deadpool: The hell it doesn't. I'm going to the goddamn Disney Vault! *Deadpool walks out of the house* Deadpool: They can't hide their porn from me! *Beat* *Spider-Man stands up and grabs a copy of "Fifty Shades of Pink"* Spider-Man: Let me know when your parents get home. I'm going to take Deadpool's advice and take a bath while reading this book. Even though I've seen one scene of this up close.