The lovely natural bosoms? That firm bum? Those long toned legs? Oh the books?!
Excuse me ma'am!
A librarian with a dynamite body is bound to get that all the time. It pissed her off at first, but after a while she got used to it and even has a sense of humour about it. Of course when someone *cough* Sykes! *cough* gets too fresh...
This was just begging for a bad pun, so whatever.
Jeanette (c) me