TMI Meme Again

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This time we'll be hearing from a developing character of mine who was sort of background for a while: Leonardo Candino. :D

Doing these memes actually helps me know my characters better than just thinking up random facts.

1.What is your true age?
Forty-two

 

2. Do you have any health problems?
Well aside from missing my left eye, no.

3. What is one thing you fear?

Anything going near my remaining eye. The idea of being completely sightless terrifies me. Also anyone who hurts children; it’s not so much a fear anymore, but if I hear of some sick fuck getting their kicks at the expense of a child’s well-being it brings out the worst in me!

 

4. What is your full name?
Leonardo Candino.

5. What is your real gender?
Male.

6. Are you hiding something?.
No…


Your Life

1. How would you describe your life right now?

It’s pretty good, especially compared to how I started.  I have a decent amount of money, never mind that it’s ill-got.  My family is still close to me; brother’s a mob boss so I get all kinds of perks!  And there’s a certain lady who works at the police station with whom I share an attraction. ;) Wait, how do I wink with one eye? Eh.


2. What is one thing you can't sleep without?

I can’t sleep with my eye-patch on. It’s just bothersome enough. The scarring and empty socket aren’t pretty, but whatever.

 

3. Are you creepy?
Not unless I’m deliberately trying to scare someone. Think of the Bear Jew from “Inglorious Bastards.”

4. Do you collect anything weird?
I collected rocks as a pup.  Most of them I got rid of, except for the really neat-looking or special ones. I wouldn’t call it weird though.


5. Are you emo?
No.

 

6. Do you ever cut yourself and why?
No.

7. Ever think of suicide?
No.  Although I would gladly take a bullet for my brother.  That’s not the same thing though.

 

8. Do you ever cuss and swear?
Yeah.  I’m not like Ferdinand whose every other word is ‘fuck,’ but I don’t censor myself.

Sex Life

1. Do you have any fetishes?

This is private right? No? Eurgh. Oh fine! I enjoy women penetrating me anally. Once that prostate gets bumped, WOW.


2. Have you ever had sex before?

Yes, many times.

 

3. Who do you want to eat out?
Chalice. ;)

4. Do you masturbate?
Yeah, usually before bed. It helps me sleep.

 

5. How often do you participate in intercourse?

That depends on whether or not I have a partner. I have nothing against others having one-night-stands and the like, but it’s not for me. I like to know someone a little before I get in bed with her.

6. Ever had oral?
Yes. Both ways. Love ‘em.

 

7. Ever kissed anyone?
Uh yeah! Why is this not the first question? It would make some sense at the top of this section, but after all those others it just sounds stupid.

 

8. What things turn you on?

Bravery, intelligence, dark hair.  I also have a soft spot for tattoos and piercing.  My brother thinks it’s marring the body, but I see it as decorating. Unless it looks like a five-year-old did it of course…

 

9. What things turn you off?

Being a god-awful person. I’m not a saint myself, but some shit just crosses the line.

10. Ever fantasize about your crush?
Yes. ;)

Friends and Family

1. Do you honestly love your friends/family?
With all my heart.

 

2. Do you have a crush on any of your friends?
She’s more of a professional rival, being a cop and all.

3. Do you have a crush on any of your best friends?
NO I do not have a crush on Ferdinand. He has a thing for my brother though, which I find kind of amusing.

4. Are you always there for your family when they need you?
Yes.

5. Have you ever been betrayed by a best friend?
No.

6. Do you have any family who have no contact with you?
Well my parents are dead so we can’t very well contact them.


Orientations

1. Are you straight?
Yes. I can appreciate a handsome man when I see one, but appreciation and attraction are two totally different things.

2. Are you bisexual?

No. I love it when women put things in my butt, but the idea of a guy doing it… no go.

3. Are you homosexual?
No.

 

4. Are you pansexual?
No.

 

5. Are you asexual?
No.

 

6. Are you transgendered?
No. 

 

7. Are you queer?.
No.


Your Future Life

1. Will you get married one day?
Eh, I’m open to it but I’m not fixed on the idea.

2. Where do you want to live?
I have a pretty nice place already.

3. Who do you wanna spend forever with?
My family.

4. Do you want kids some day?
I’d love to. Just one or two.

6. Where do you wanna have a honeymoon?
Brazil. I’d love to take a new wife to my country of origin. :D

Your Dreams and You

1. Do you ever write down any of your dreams?
No. I tend to forget half of them.

 

2. Do you ever have vivid nightmares?
Yes. 

 

3. Do you ever dream of yourself as someone else?
Not that I remember.

 

4. How many dreams have you had about your crush/someone you love deeply?
Yeah... 


5. Do you ever dream of past events? 
Sadly yes.

 

6. Are your family/friends ever in your dreams?
Yes.

7. Where do most of your dreams take place (as in setting of the dream)?

Sometimes it’s around the city or at home; sometimes it’s back in Brazil when I was little.

8. What is one thing you have had the most dreams about? (besides a crush). 
No dancing around it now.  Getting my eye carved out and left to die by superstitious cunts who thought a maned wolf’s eye would bring them luck.

 

9. Who is mostly in your dreams every night?
Usually members of my family (even though Ferdinand and Isabelle aren’t related to me, I consider them family), but lately a certain feline has been appearing regularly.

10. Do you ever wake up crying from a dream?
The eyeball one makes me come close.


1. What are you doing at this moment?
Answering these questions and running updates on Henrique’s computer. The man is hopeless with technology.


2. Talking to anyone?
You.

3. Eating?
Cheetos… I forbid you to judge.

4. Doing something naughty?
Not right now. Resisting the urge to browse my brother’s porn files though…

5. Reading? 

“Are you sure you want to run program blah blah blah?” Yeah, I clicked on the update button, didn’t I?

 

6. Sleeping?
…Seriously?

7. What are you wearing?
A shirt and shorts. And boxers, duh.

8. Music?
Soundtrack of ‘Guardians of the Galaxy.’

 

9. Surroundings?
You want me to draw you a picture?

https://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/244/a/6/leonardo_by_13foxywolf666-d7xk5ie.png

Fuck yeah, I’m Da Vinci!


10. Where are you?
Still updating that computer... Later I’m going to the bar for some drinks.

 



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Groovy-Gecko's avatar
I love his opinion on tattoos. It's a good way of describing it. :)

You so are da Vinci! :D