The Interview Meme Is Back

Caesar: Oh no... please gods have mercy on my brain!

Per 's suggestion, Emanuel Sykes will be the subject.

1) What is your name?
Just call me Chief Sykes or Sykes. I hate my first name.

2) Do you know why you were named that?
Foxy re-appropriated from an old character she thought up in her high school days. He was a sadistic teacher sort of named after a Dickins character. As for my first name, she's just mean.

3) Are you single or taken?
Right now I'm involved with :iconevanesence412:'s lovely character Chalice.

4) Have any abilities or powers?
Nothing supernatural if that's what you're asking. I'm a pretty skilled shot with a pistol, and I'm not too bad in bed if I may say so.

5) Stop being a Mary Sue!
Fuck off.

Caesar: I keep telling people: IT'S. ON. THE. LIST. I didn't write this damn thing; I don't even know what a Mary Sue is!

6) What's your eye color?
Blue.

7) How about hair color?
Black. Though technically it's feathers, not hair.

8) Have you any family members?
None I care to keep in touch with. My father was an asshole and my mother is no longer with us.

9) Oh? How about pets?
Nope. Can you imagine me having to take care of something? Ha!

10) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Captain Henry Fucking Samsung. Self-righteous goody-two-shoed prick!

11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Going out on the town for drinks and dancing, making love to beautiful women (especially a certain someone who knows who she is!), reading. Though I've been banned from the library for some reason...

12) Have you hurt anyone in any way before?
Yes I have. With my line of work, that's police in case you didn't know, and living in this city it's hard to get through thirty years on the job without bringing the hurt.

13) Ever...killed anyone before?
Yes. Six officially. Off the record, seventeen.

14) What kind of animal are you?
A raven.

15) Name your worst habits?
Sykes: I don't-

Chal: I got this one. He's a misogynist jerk who thinks women exist merely for his entertainment, he's manipulative, and while he'd never actually assault a woman he's under this bizarre impression that 'no' means 'ask again in five minutes.' Also he's a corrupt cop who takes favors from the mafia.

Sykes: Sometimes you really tick me off.

16) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Not really. I have a certain admiration for Henrique, not to be confused with Henry. Totally different people there! I also admire Chal, which is I suppose an improvement from my usual attitude toward women.

Caesar: Wow, you are a sexist prick.

Sykes: What happened to the impartial 'list-only' interview?!

Caesar: We're diverting for a sec. You mean to say to me that admiring her in spite of being a woman is an improvement for you?! What fucking century are you from?!!

Sykes: The early 20th, asshole.

Caesar: That explains a lot but it still doesn't excuse it...

17) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Straight.

18) Do you go to school?
Do I look like a child to you?

19) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?


Caesar: Good. At least you won't breed.

Sykes: I will get Kelly in here if you insist on insulting me.

Caesar:

20) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
More than you.

Caesar: HA! HAHAHA! Right. Let's do a head count. Loser has to clean President Snow's underwear.

Sykes: You're on, dye job!


Me: Both of you just go home. Our winner is Stacee Jaxx.

Sykes: I was wondering when Foxy would work a photo of that imp into this thing. She's so predictable.

Caesar: I have the most inappropriate boner right now.

Sykes: I did not need to know that.

21) What are you most afraid of?
None of your damn business.

22) Okay...what do you usually wear?
Suits.

23) What's one food that tempts you?

Kelly: PENIS!

Caesar & Sykes: OUT OUT GET OUT!!!! *throwing random objects*

24) Am I annoying you?
You were, but I think Kelly and Stacee put that into perspective.

25) Well, it's still not over! (Lord help me…)
As long as we have no more interruptions, fine.

26) What class are you?
I consider myself quite classy.

Mok: Giant. Load. Of. Bullshit.

Sykes: Where the hell did YOU come from?!

Mok: She copy-pasted from my mom's interview. I thought it was fitting to leave that line intact, as it applies here as well.

Sykes: Go fuck Stacee Jaxx, you hideous thing.

Mok: Gladly. Prick.

27) How many friends do you have?
Not many. Most of my department hates my guts, and while the mafia folks are amicable I wouldn't call them friends. Chal is the closest I've had to an actual friend in a while.

Caesar: With your attitude it's a small wonder she can even stand you.

28) What are your thoughts on pie?
Sykes: Hold the whipped cream.

29) Favorite drink?
Whiskey.

30) What's your favorite place?
My office.

31) Are you interested in anyone~?
Chalice.

32) SKIPPING. NOPE.
What the fuck?

33) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I don't swim. I hate getting wet beyond the needs for basic hygiene, though if I have company in the shower I can stay there for hours.

34) What's your type?
I'm a bit partial to curves. I'm not too fond of over or underweight bodies, though I've made exceptions in the past.

35) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Considering I have real work to do, yes.
 
36) Well, it's over.



Sykes: Would you knock it off already?!

Me: Think of it as letting off steam from a chemical factory. If I don't let something leak, I'll explode. If I showed everyone what was really going on in the smokestacks, my watchers would be dropping off like flies. Deal with it.

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